Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,
that it's a compounding felony. - Robert Banchley
Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is not a solid wall, it will not stop you. But water always goes where it wants to go, and nothing in the end can stand against it. Water is patient. Dripping water wears away a stone. Remember that, my child. Remember you are half water. If you can’t go through an obstacle, go around it. Water does.
— Margaret Atwood, The Penelopiad(Source: larmoyante, via wenchingwithshakespeare)
when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed”
excuse me
my bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker
(Source: docters, via sirdoctorandhisrose)
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
